It happens to me about once a month when the group of Italian ladies who live in LA meet for an evening of merriment, food – a lot of it – and alcohol. Not one to join groups easily, actually I do have an aversion to any gathering of more than six people, what started as a lark to practice my mother’s tongue on a regular basis, has now become an event I sort of look forward to.
We look innocent enough, but stay on your toes and don't upset us. Lunch is at least three courses and wine is in never-ending supply. And if you stop eating, you don't just offend the family, but the entire line of ancestors. It's easy to stay on our good side, but once you make a bad move or say something bad about our family, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. )Italian families are usually very accepting of outsiders so don't be surprised if you come over to meet the family and are greeted with dozens of smooches and firm handshakes.4. Women have different bodies, no matter what ethnicity they are, but Italian women have some of the most voluptuous. The energy is always high and your troubles melt away as soon as you smell what's cooking and how much home-brewed wine is flowing.
Even when born in a different country, true Italian women take their heritage to heart.
Dating one is like guaranteeing yourself a lifetime of amazing food, deep respect, close family ties, and fiery passion both in and out of the bedroom.
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