But we all know trusting those things is easier said than done.
That cotton-candy-pink haze that new romance lays on us, that weakness us in the knees, and that gives us that fluttering sensation in the stomach, that wooziness — all of it can effortlessly overshadow whatever logical decisions we try to make.
To get you started, we rounded up funny quotes and jokes about marriage from famous comedians.
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are." —Will Ferrell "Why buy the cow? You really do." –John Mullaney "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic.
I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of and if either watches it without the other, they're dead meat. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper.
Inspirational quotes are something that,as far as I am concerned, are the worst. Like, the ones you might see in your English teacher’s classroom?
Poehler knows all about the ups and downs of being in love.There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love.But there are also a ton of hilarious things that put it all in perspective.Host Amy Schumer poses on arrival for the 2015 MTV Movie Awards on April 12, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. When it comes to love, there are only three things you can trust: your brain, your heart and your gut.