He was like, "Hey, I have a surprise for you," and you could hear a faint vibration, and he dropped his pants and honestly expected you to be pumped about it.11. Every time you talk or text, it immediately turns into a conversation about having sex. He has streamlined the process of sex-having by eliminating or minimizing the chitchat or talk about your day.
Dressed in a black T-shirt, jeans and sneakers, Grandmaison is feeling the aftereffects of the evening's shenanigans. "At one point, I had my door closed in my room and they were smoking cigarettes out the window," he says, almost wistfully.Why do you make an effort to convince someone to date you when they make no effort to convince you? And because I’m more of a vulgar asshole than Derek is, I’ll christen mine The Law of “Fuck Yes or No” states that when you want to get involved with someone new, in whatever capacity, they must inspire you to say “Fuck Yes” in order for you to proceed with them.The Law of “Fuck Yes or No” also states that when you want to get involved with someone new, in whatever capacity, THEY must respond with a “Fuck Yes” in order for you to proceed with them. Wrapped up in that sweet guy who treats you so well, except goes weeks without calling you and suddenly disappears after a couple drinks and a round of the horizontal polka? Do his excuses of being so busy all the time seem legit?But at this moment, Grandmaison is mostly just very hungover.It's a warm Sunday afternoon in June and he's about to record his latest episode of the No Jumper podcast.